Kids Chat Admin Position

I require all the below information for any applicant.

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Location:
Time Zone: -According to Greenwich Mean Time.
IP address:
Hours: -Give me a rough guide of the times you can be in the room (eg '4 hrs a day, 8-10am, 6-8pm' or something. Doesn't have to be exact)
Why should you be chosen?: -Why should I choose your application over the others? In addition you cannot use the following words or phrases: "long time", "always on", "nice", "good".
Tell me about yourself:

ALL OR ANY INFORMATION PROVIDED IN YOUR APPLICATION FOUND TO BE FALSE OR IN ANY WAY INACCURATE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REJECTED!